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[Instrumental Music]

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Lisa baby, when is the food
gonna be ready?

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Hurry up, girl. I'm hongry!

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You gonna be starvin' if you
don't take that "O" out of
hongry.

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I use the "O" so you know how
hongry I am.

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- Come on now, I know how to
talk.
- Speak!

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You know how to speak. Come on
now, brutha.

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- You are better than that.
- Okay, fine.

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Now feed me, please!

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Here you go.

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- What the?
- Mm.

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- Blindfold?
- Mm hm.

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Girl, we can't get kinky during
breakfast. What if the kids come
down?

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Look, personally I don't care,
but you the one that said they'd
end up in counseling.

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[Audience laughter]

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Tony listen, I am blindfolding
you

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so you can taste test my food
and give me your honest

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- reaction to it.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.

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What type of food are you
feedin' me that requires a
blindfold?

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That ain't poison is it?

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Listen, I told you that she is
just my assistant.
- Tony, relax. Take a bite.

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Mm.

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Mm, okay.

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Oohm, alright. Got some seeds in
there too, huh?

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Yeah, pretty good. You like it?
- Uhm hm.

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It's kinda good. What is it?

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My new piña colada pancake
recipe.

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- Oh yeah, delicious.
-Mm hm. Mm hm.

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Can I get sum mo? What's in it?

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Blindfold during breakfast?

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I am disgusted, y'all. Y'all got
kids.

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Now personally I don't care but
y'all the ones that said they
could end up in counseling.

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Yeah I, I wanted Tony to taste
test my pancakes and tell me if
he liked 'em.

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I'm sure he love your pancakes,
that's why y'all been married so
long.

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Heh, am I right? Can I get one?

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[Audience laughter]

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Why are you here?

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Oh yo, so I just won an
all-expense paid cruise to
Jamaica.

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Over the phone.

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All I had to do was give 'em my
address, credit card
information,

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social security number and leave
my door unlocked and I won.

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You gonna tell him or should I?

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You can take this one.

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Donnie honey, it's a scam.

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Nah, sista. Rent is a scam.

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This trip is real.

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I gotta get my passport.

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You don't have a passport?

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No, which is surprising because
I've been to Paris.

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On the Vegas strip a bunch of
times and I never needed it
before.

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- Mm.
- I'm not gonna even acknowledge
that you just said that.

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Listen, you need to call the
credit card company,

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and tell 'em to be on alert for
identity theft.

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I'm not gettin' my identity
stolen

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cause I stole yo identity.

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You think I'm about to give 'em
my credit card info and social
security number?

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What am I an idiot?
[Laughter]

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- Okay, let me talk to you for a
second, brutha.
- Tony.

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- Tony...What, D, what?
- No, he need to.
- What, what?

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- Hey you don't.
- Tony.
- Listen,

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Uh...got..to..okay.

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When are we gonna get that lock
on the gate fixed?

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[Theme Music]

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♪ Woke up and my wife
said to me ♪

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♪ The bill collectors
want their fees ♪

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♪ The kids keep talkin'
back to me ♪

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♪ Family Time

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♪ Family Time. Family Time

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♪Oh oah Family Time

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♪ Oah ho ho hoa yeah

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[Instrumental Music]

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Ooh, "Run Brother Run"!

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I haven't seen this show in
years.

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[Announcer] Today on "Run
Brother Run",

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A brother stole two fat back
televisions

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and decided to hope the fence.
But the owners of the said TV's
are

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hot on his tail. Only one thing
to do,

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"Run brother, run brother, you
better run."

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Run brother, run!

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- [Singing] ♪ Run brother, run
- Oah!

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"Run Brother Run"
is on? It's my
favorite show!

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Run brutha.

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[Whispering] run.

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[Audience laughter]

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Ugh, they got him.

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Hey, what's up, Lisa?

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What is up, Donnie? You ever
think about knockin' or usin' a
doorbell?

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A I have. Have you ever
thought about

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not leavin' your door
unlocked in the first place?

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I told you I stole yo identity.
Anybody could

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be comin' through
the door.

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What?

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What do you want, Donnie?

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[Audience laughter]

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You gonna make me hurt you.

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Alright, I'm just jokin'. I've
been lookin' for Tone. I gotta
tell him somethin'

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It's really important and I
can't find him anywhere. You
seen him?

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It's a weekday. Where do you
think he is?

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His girlfriend's house.

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[Audience laughter]

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He's at work! Donnie.

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Ugh, man.

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I gotta. [Sighs] Okay, it can't
wait so you just gonna have to
be Tony.

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I don't take out the trash. I
snore loud when I sleep,

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and I say hongry instead of
hungry.

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[Audience laughter]

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I don't need to know your
personal business.

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Anyway, so remember when I told
you about my trip, right?

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The scam. Yeah.

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Not a scam. Anyway, so in order
to get my passport I had to get
my birth certificate.

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And at the bottom of my birth
certificate, I saw a man's name.

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What man? What name? What? I
don't

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I'm getting to that, impatient
Patty.

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So, at the bottom of the birth
certificate I saw the name

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- Grimmous Green, so I hollered
at my ma
- Ooh, ooh wait,

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[Chuckling] His name was
GrimmousGreen?

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Okay.

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[Laughter]

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Sorry that's, continue.

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[Audience laughter]

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So I saw the name Grimmous
Green on his birth certificate
and I start talkin' to my mom

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and I asked her who was Grimmous
Green, and she told me

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he's my biological father.

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Thought you never knew who your
biological father was?

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Interrupt me one more time,

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and I'm tellin' Tony, Ebony's
mine.

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[Audience laughter]

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Don't get shot...you.

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Man, you really don't want this
secret to get out. Anyway,

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So when I told my mom about this
whole thing I could see that it
was

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troubling her because she was
very hesitant about telling me.

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Yeah, it's probably hard for her
to talk about it.

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It shoulda been harder for her
to have a baby with a guy named
Grimmous.

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Sound like he chews out of one
side of his mouth and owns a
houseboat.

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Or a fisherman.

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So I wanted to get to know who
he was but you know I didn't
want to make my mom

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feel uncomfortable about talkin'
about her past, you know what I
mean?

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Why don't you look him up
online?

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Online? You think he pledged a
fraternity?

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The internet. Donnie, the
internet. There can't be too
many

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Grimmouses out there.

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I don't think I can handle
that.

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Well it's only one way to find
out.

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[Instrumental Music]

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Girl, that what Isaid!

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And then I said, "If you're the
type of man

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that's gonna cheat on your girl
with Me

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then I'm gonna make it worth
your while, okay? Ah hah huh.

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Melinda, can you tone down the
ratchet a little bit, please and
do some work.

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I'm a call you back, Mama.

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I am workin' Mr. Stallworth.

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if he cheat on his girlfriend,
she gonna burn down his house.

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And he gonna need you to build
him a new one.

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Oh well in that case, ratch
on,then.

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[Audience laughter]

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Well hello, Teddy.

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Oh, salutations Melinda, brother
Stallworth.

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What's up, Big Ted? You alright?
You seem a little nervous.

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Of course he gonna be nervous.

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You got him workin' at a house
the bank just repossessed.

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He probably scared the previous
owner gonna possess it again.

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Why do you think I sent Teddy
Rux-penitentiary over there.

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A brother like him can get
possession back from the
re-possessors.

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I'm a little lost by this whole
exchange, brother Stallworth.

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But thanks for the confidence.

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Yeah, well thanks for your
strength and intimidation that I
can manipulate to my will.

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[Audience laughter]

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Indeed.

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So, what's going on, man?

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You, you do seem a little
nervous, brother. You a you kill
somebody?

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Wait, wait, don't answer that. I
don't wanna become party to it.

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If you did I got some people
that can get you outa the
country

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- but you got to tell me now.
- Nah, nothin' like that.

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However, thanks for the head's
up for future reference.

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- Brother Stallworth,
- Mm.

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- So I'm knockin' on the walls
in the house, right?
- Right.

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So I find a gang of money in it.

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15 grand!

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[In unison]
Money!

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Where did you find it again?

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- Did anyone see you?
- Did anybody follow you here?

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- Are you single?
- Are we the only ones you told
about this?

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Do you know I have a crush on
you?

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[Teddy breathes heavily]

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The walls.

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No.

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Not that I know of.

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- Yes I am.
- Mm.

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- Just the two of you.
- Hm.

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- And I know now, so what's
happenin'?
- Ah ha well,

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, listen
now. We have to stay focused.

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It's very obvious that the money
belongs to somebody.

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But not nobody we know, so it
don't matter.

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Damn Whoopi Gold digger, you get
worse every year.

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Cash was everything around me,
Mr. Stallworth.

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Dollar dollar bills, y'all.
[Snickering]

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Somethin's just not quite
sittin' right with me.

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I mean do we keep the money?

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Or do we turn it in?

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[Audience laughter]

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What y'all think?

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[Instrumental Music]

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[Instrumental Music]

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Huh!

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Melinda I thought I told you to
check and make sure that door
was locked.

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I think I unlocked it.

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Ah I could go, you want me to
lock?

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[Audience laughter]

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Son, what you do with your
personal life is your business..

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Just be afraid of the word
alimony.

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I'm definitely afraid of that
word.

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Also child support and new step
daddy.

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Hey, I would be more afraid of
her takin' half.

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- But that's just me though.
- Yeah, that's a good point.

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Dad, I need your opinion on
somethin'.

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Go for it.

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Okay now let's say
hypothetically

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we were to find some money in
the walls of an old home.

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Think we should keep it or turn
it in?

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Hypothetically, huh?

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Hypothetically my ass.

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We found some money.

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Ah ah Wedidn't find anything.

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Boy, what did I say?

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[Audience laughter]

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We

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Son, luckily for you I have an
answer.

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I knew I could count on my
father to be my moral compass.

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How big was the reward when you
turned it in?

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- It was massive.
- Hm.

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Cause I kept it.

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Ooh, I see you OG.

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Ay, Yo' Dad a real one.

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No way. Stolen money?

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Found money. There's a big
difference.

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I can't believe my Daddy kept
stolen money.

237
00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,920
There's that word again.

238
00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,372
Found money, Anthony. And you
just as guilty as I am.

239
00:09:05,406 --> 00:09:07,650
No I have not decided whether
I'll keep it or turn it in.

240
00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:10,791
I'm not talkin' about now. You
remember when I took you to
Disneyland

241
00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:13,967
for your birthday and you said
it was the best birthday you
ever had?

242
00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:16,590
Yeah it was. You bought me
everything I ever asked for and
we

243
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,936
ate more food than we could
handle.

244
00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,042
Exactly. Found money.

245
00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:21,353
Mickey and Minnie ain't cheap.

246
00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:22,458
[Audience laughter]

247
00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:25,392
[Instrumental Music]

248
00:09:25,426 --> 00:09:27,463
- These are so good. What is
this?
- Mm.

249
00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,223
Piña colada crepes.

250
00:09:29,258 --> 00:09:30,431
- Oah.
- They're delicious.

251
00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:31,778
So creative.

252
00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:34,228
Lisa you did such a good job.
You could sell these in a store.

253
00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:35,471
- No.
- [In unison] Mm hm.

254
00:09:35,505 --> 00:09:37,128
- You think?
- These are good.
- I think she could.

255
00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:38,647
- Tony?
- Mm hm.
- Hm?

256
00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:41,442
Ooh hey baby, hey, what's going
on over there?

257
00:09:41,442 --> 00:09:42,685
- What'd you put in the fridge?

258
00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:44,618
Nothin'. I stopped by the fish
market. Grabbed some clams.

259
00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:46,102
Oah, everything okay?

260
00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:47,345
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Everything's good.

261
00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:49,174
Mind on my money, money on my
mind. What's up with y'all?

262
00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:51,798
Tony you should try one of these
piña colada crepes that Lisa
made.

263
00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:53,109
- Stay there. I'll come to you.
- Okay.

264
00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:54,455
Mm hm. Hmm.

265
00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:56,009
- Delicious.
- Good, hm?

266
00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:58,770
Uh, Lisa how many of these piña
colada dishes you gonna make
though?

267
00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:01,083
Don't matter. You'll eat 'em and
like 'em.

268
00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:04,673
What is goin' on with you Tony?
Why are you so jumpy?

269
00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:06,329
I ain't jumpy. I don't know what
you talkin' about. Ain't nobody
jumpy.

270
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,434
Do I look jumpy to you?

271
00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:08,849
You know what Tony, you do.

272
00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:11,921
- You do look a little bit on
edge just a
- Ain't nobody jumpy.

273
00:10:11,956 --> 00:10:12,853
- Hah hey.
- Oh, oh.

274
00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:14,337
- Listen here brother um,...
- Oh,

275
00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:16,650
I'm a need you not to just walk
up into my house like that,
alright?

276
00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,445
That's how people get shot!

277
00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:21,172
Hey man, you know they got
ointments for that.

278
00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:24,727
Yo Lisa, update. So I found my
biological father.

279
00:10:24,727 --> 00:10:27,903
And it turns out, believe it or
not, he actually doesn't
live far from here.

280
00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:32,666
I'm sorry you don't, you don't
know who your biological father
is!

281
00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:34,806
[Laughter]

282
00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:36,981
Ow.

283
00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:38,327
[Audience laughter]

284
00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:40,881
More importantly Lisa a how do
you know?

285
00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,643
- Well about Devin,
- Shut up, Donnie.

286
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,197
Tony, Donnie came over looking
for you earlier but you weren't

287
00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:48,199
here so he just talked to me
instead.

288
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,029
Wow, that's interesting. Well
what's his name?

289
00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,306
Grimmous Green.

290
00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:53,342
[Laughter]
- Oh.

291
00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:54,654
-Grimmous,
- Err,

292
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,863
sounds like he catches catfish
with his hands.

293
00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:59,313
[Laughter]
Green munchie, aah!

294
00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:00,694
turns out he's a brain surgeon.

295
00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:02,454
[Laughter]

296
00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:03,593
It does get better.

297
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:06,355
Oh man you shoulda just said he
was a math wiz.

298
00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:07,459
Oah.

299
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,082
That's actually a little too on
the nose, Tone,

300
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,773
considerin' I'm the math wiz in
the family.

301
00:11:10,773 --> 00:11:12,119
- Well...oh, right.
- Oh.
[Burp]

302
00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:14,432
So like what's the square root
of 8900?

303
00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,467
94.

304
00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:16,261
Hm.

305
00:11:16,296 --> 00:11:18,401
Okay, what's 65 multiplied by 9?

306
00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:20,231
585.

307
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,543
[Audience laughter]

308
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:23,613
How much money do you owe me?

309
00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,443
27 thousand dollars and 23
cents.

310
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,513
Oh, when are you gonna pay it
back?

311
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:29,274
Guys, focus on what's important
here, okay?

312
00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:31,104
Findin' my father.

313
00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:33,106
And after I find him, what do I
do next?

314
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:35,177
Just tell us everything you know
so far.

315
00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:38,180
- Mm hm. That's a good idea.
- [Exhales] Okay, um

316
00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:40,665
- Well it all started when my
mom ran away to the circus.
- Oh.

317
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,460
And then from that point...

318
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,946
- And that's pretty much all I
know.
- Wow.

319
00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:49,881
One question and I mean this in
the most respectful way possible
but

320
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,297
how can a brain surgeon have a
son who doesn't have a brain?

321
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,989
I'm askin'.

322
00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:57,130
Wow Donnie, this really must be
trippin' you out.

323
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:58,648
- Mm.
- How do you feel about it?

324
00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:00,823
I feel numb, like I don't know
how to feel.

325
00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:03,446
The more I think about it the
more I feel I should just leave
it alone.

326
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,105
I mean I haven't had him this
long so I can't miss what I
never had.

327
00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:09,763
I don't know Donnie, really see
I, I think maybe you should
reach out.

328
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,732
Yeah, I can't imagine not having
my father in my life, Donnie.

329
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,044
So if you have a chance, I'd say
go for it.

330
00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:18,254
- Yeah Donnie, you should do it.
- You know what though?

331
00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:21,568
What if your dad hates you and
that's why he left and then

332
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,432
now he's just mad that you even
looked him up.

333
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:26,435
You are such a burst of positive
energy, Cheryl.

334
00:12:26,469 --> 00:12:29,438
- What would we do without you?
- I'm just being helpful.

335
00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:32,096
Well, is that all you have? His
address.

336
00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:35,444
Well, no more than that. I know
that he has a whole new family.

337
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:38,930
A he remarried, got divorced.
Has two sons, two daughters.

338
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,138
- Wow.
- Oah.

339
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:42,485
You must really need a drink or
somethin' after all that.

340
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,073
We have some in the fridge. You
want...

341
00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:46,662
- want a beers?
- Actually we have really cold
beers in the man cave.

342
00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:48,940
I'll go grab you one. Lisa, can
I talk to you in the other room
for a second, please?

343
00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:51,598
How many of y'all does it take
to get me a beer? What is it a
keg?

344
00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:54,808
Yeah Tony, do the both of us
really need to get him a beer?

345
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,121
Eh huh, actually I have 15
thousand reasons why we should
talk.

346
00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,570
Okay, I'll be right there.

347
00:12:58,605 --> 00:13:00,918
Okay, so what are you gonna do?

348
00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:03,955
I guess I'm gonna call and make
an appointment to get my brain
checked out.

349
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:06,233
Oh I think they call that a CT
scan.

350
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:09,271
- Is your father a doctor? I
don't, I don't know.
- No.

351
00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:12,861
[Donnie exhales]

352
00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:16,243
Hey, my name is Donald McDonald.
I am calling

353
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:19,005
to get my brain examined by Dr.
Green.

354
00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:21,145
Tomorrow? That sounds perfect to
me.

355
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:24,113
Um yeah. The number is 334

356
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:25,563
426.

357
00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,323
Alright, see you tomorrow. Thank
you.

358
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,981
That number sounds familiar.

359
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:33,329
It should. It's your insurance
card number.

360
00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:35,262
Look, brain tests ain't cheap.

361
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:36,885
[Instrumental Music]

362
00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:40,336
[Instrumental Music]

363
00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,891
Alright Mr. McDonald,

364
00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:46,101
got your scans back here and

365
00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:49,104
Mm now let me ask you a couple
questions.

366
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:52,866
Have you ever played any
high-impact sports or

367
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,386
taken a lot of injuries to the
head?

368
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:59,114
No but I was raised by a single
mother who had two jobs.

369
00:13:59,183 --> 00:14:01,599
Huh, she did not have a lot of
patience.

370
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,325
Why do you ask?

371
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:07,743
Well lookin' at these scans,
you've taken a lot of head
trauma through the years.

372
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:12,196
A no but my mom always said I
was hard-headed.

373
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,992
- Your mama said that, huh?
- Yeah.

374
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:16,683
Ah,

375
00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:21,688
well Donnie let me ask you
another question, alright?

376
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:24,104
How's Renee doing these days?

377
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,831
Wow wow, you know who I am?

378
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,316
Of course I know who you are.

379
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:32,457
You look just like my father
when he was your age.

380
00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,321
Your grandfather.

381
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,392
- My grandfather?
- That's right.

382
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,532
Is he a Doctor too? Does he have
money?

383
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:41,535
No, doesn't have money.

384
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:46,471
Wait a minute, if you're my dad,
why are you light-skinned?

385
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,990
[Audience laughter]

386
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,992
- Genes, know what I'm sayin'?
- Am I Creole, now?

387
00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:53,030
No you, you're real, not Creole.

388
00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:56,723
Well look a eh, if you knew who
I was this whole time, why did

389
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,863
why didn't you ever reach out to
me?

390
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:00,865
I made a lot of bad decisions
back in the day

391
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,661
and I made a lot of mistakes in
my life.

392
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,595
I was a young, scared 18-year
old kid

393
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:10,737
with my whole life ahead of me
but I didn't know what direction
I was takin'.

394
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:14,430
[Sigh] I wasn't ready to live
up to those type of life
responsibilities

395
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:17,606
and I damn sure couldn't face up
to the disappointment

396
00:15:17,606 --> 00:15:21,265
of knowing that I couldn't give
you the life that you deserve,
Donnie.

397
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:25,234
Right. So you just decided to
leave my mom's hangin' and

398
00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:28,237
put yourself through Med school,
right?

399
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:31,240
- Heh, that's real manly.
- Well first of all,

400
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,449
the military put me through Med
school.

401
00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,693
Did the military teach you to be
all you could be?

402
00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:37,798
Cause they sure as hell taught
you how to march out of my life.

403
00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:40,767
Well the military taught me how
to be a man.

404
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:47,015
Good for you. Aw that's
incredible. Unfortunately,

405
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:49,776
I had to learn myself how to be
a man.

406
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,330
[Sighs] You know what man,

407
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:55,161
I just wanted to see who you
were and

408
00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:58,129
- now I know.
- Woa, woa, woa, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Donnie.

409
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:01,132
I always knew that the hardest
thing in my life was

410
00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:04,549
gonna be the day that I had to
face you.

411
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:08,726
Knowin' that I took away the
best experience that you could
ever have in your life.

412
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,211
The experience of havin' a
father.

413
00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:13,903
I mean after all you know,

414
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:17,079
it takes a father to teach you
how to be a man. Isn't that
right?

415
00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,633
- Come on.
- A it's not right. And I did
have a father,

416
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:22,602
it's just name was Carl
Winslow and he's on Family
Matters.

417
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:23,706
[Audience laughter]

418
00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,708
But, I can agree with you there.

419
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:29,195
My mom did a pretty damn good
job teachin' me all that she
knew.

420
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:31,749
Yes she did. She did a damn good
job.

421
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,785
I did have a lot of uncles
though.

422
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:37,962
Look Donnie, if you don't ever
want to see me again in life,

423
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,724
I, I understand that. I totally
understand that.

424
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,727
I am sorry.

425
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,628
And if you can just give me
another chance,

426
00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:51,079
I would love to be in your life,

427
00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:52,804
get to know you better.

428
00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:54,392
Come on, man.

429
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,911
Son.

430
00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:58,258
I don't know, man.

431
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,986
Can I get some? Come on, man.
Come on.

432
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:04,368
- It's worth a try, man.
- Yeah.

433
00:17:04,402 --> 00:17:05,541
[Audience Aww's.]

434
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:08,061
- I just got one question.
- What's that?

435
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,029
Can you knock somethin' off this
bill for me?

436
00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:12,997
[Laughter]

437
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,449
[Instrumental Music]

438
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,383
Brother Stallworth,

439
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,385
[Audience laughter]

440
00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:24,871
Teddy, what the hell are you
doin' in here, man? And ha how'd
you get in?

441
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:27,391
I'm a man of many talents,
brother Stallworth.

442
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:30,359
Better question is, what did you
do with all that guap-o-lay?

443
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:33,742
A the money. That's why you're
here so early.

444
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:37,090
A can you back up and give me a
Green Mile, Michael Clark
Chunkin'?

445
00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:39,368
Please. Thank you. Now listen,

446
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,405
What I do with my money is my
business.

447
00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:43,717
Well technically, I found it.

448
00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:46,099
Now I did the right thing by
bringin' it to you.

449
00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:49,723
I figured if you decided to keep
it, we'd cut it up 50/50.

450
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,346
Okay well that ain't gonna
happen.

451
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,934
Wow, like that brother
Stallworth.

452
00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:55,833
I decided to turn it in.

453
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,215
[Audience laughter]

454
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:02,805
You good. Don't...

455
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,567
I had Melinda make the drop-off
and bring me the receipt for the
cash.

456
00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:09,467
She probably on the way to the
border right now with all that
cheese, brother Stallworth!

457
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:12,125
As hood as she is, I know I can
always trust Melinda.

458
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,333
Got that right.

459
00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:14,852
Move!

460
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:16,992
Now I was gonna head down to the
border but then my gas light
came on so

461
00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,891
- Here you go, Mr. Stallworth.
- Oh.
- What is this?

462
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,446
- It's your reward money.
- Whaaat? How much is it?

463
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,688
1500.

464
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:27,485
10 hundred dollar bills, 10
big-faced 20's and 300 1's.

465
00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:30,212
Well you know what, Teddy? For
your honesty, here's 500.

466
00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:32,663
Oooh. Hey man, let me get them
1's

467
00:18:32,663 --> 00:18:35,390
and them big-faced 20's. I might
wanna make it rain later.

468
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:36,977
[Clears throat] Excuse me?

469
00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:39,808
- Um nah I was sayin' I'm a go
to church and...
- Shut up!

470
00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:43,122
Hey Melinda here is 500 for you.

471
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,572
I get a cut. Oh, for what?

472
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:47,022
For not hittin' that border.

473
00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:49,507
Oh Mr. Stallworth, you ain't
have to do that.

474
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:51,337
Oh you can give it back then?

475
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:52,821
[Audience laughter]

476
00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:54,340
[Instrumental Music]

477
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:58,033
[Instrumental Music]

478
00:18:58,067 --> 00:19:00,035
- Hey Mr. Stallworth!
- Hey.

479
00:19:00,484 --> 00:19:03,452
Look who made the front page of
the paper.

480
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:04,626
What you talkin' about?

481
00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:05,765
Look, right here.

482
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,733
Oah look at that, they got a
brother's good side.

483
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:09,803
[Audience laughter]

484
00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:12,496
No, they got your face.

485
00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:14,705
Give me the damn paper.

486
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:15,982
Nope.

487
00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:17,604
Give me the paper.

488
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,296
Uh mm.

489
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,125
You know what? You right. You
hold onto it. You're gonna need
somethin' to read

490
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,300
down at the unemployment office.

491
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,887
[Audience laughter]

492
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:33,931
Mm. Local businessman Tony
Stallworth does the right thing
by turning in found money.

493
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:37,969
Stallworth receives a 20% reward
of the recovered 15 thou-- woa,
woa, woa, woa.

494
00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:39,316
20%!

495
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,593
Melinda I thought you said,

496
00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:43,906
Melinda! Melin-- you...

497
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:46,254
What'd you...

498
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:50,258
[Instrumental Music]

499
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,260
Up, there he is. Right on time.

500
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,745
It's in the microwave, Donnie.

501
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:58,197
- Ah, thanks honey.

502
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,026
[Audience laughter]

503
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,270
You wanna chew your food or sip
it through a straw?

504
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:05,273
So, how did it go with your dad?

505
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:07,275
[Exhales] I met him.

506
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:08,552
Did he look like you?

507
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:11,865
In some ways. He kinda looked
like an 80's Randamp;B singer.

508
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:15,938
So, what happened? Did you cry?

509
00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:17,802
I did not cry.

510
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,287
- He cried.
- I didn't cry.

511
00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:20,805
- You cried.
- I didn't cry.

512
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,048
- Boy, you cried.
- I cried.

513
00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:23,014
I knew. [Laughter]

514
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,396
I cried but I cried like Denzel,
not Viola.

515
00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,640
[Laughter]

516
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:30,332
But when it comes to my
father, we got a lot of
catchin' up to do.

517
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,299
Mm.

518
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:34,474
Speakin of ketchup um, can you
pass some?

519
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:35,648
This meat look dry as
hell.

520
00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:38,478
Huh, what is this, turkey jerky?

521
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:39,652
Grab me the knife, Tony.

522
00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,170
- I'm just sayin', you know
what?
- The big knife.

523
00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:43,518
I will eat this outside cause I
heard it's supposed to rain.

524
00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:46,521
So I think the water will
moisten this dry-ass food.

525
00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,143
You know what... Donnie?

526
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:49,386
- I'm gettin' ready.
- Yeah, you better.

527
00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:51,664
[Angry studdering]

528
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:52,975
Donnie!

529
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:56,324
[Instrumental Music]